In a sound sleep at 7:30am, I heard cheering WOOOOO! outside. Again, and YAAAAAAYYY! and more WOOOOO!ing, spaced intermittently but frequently. I finally woke up enough to a) realize that I wasn't dreaming I was at a Manchester v. Arsenal match, and b) that I should check in case the WOOOO! and YAAAAAY!ing going on was because the villagers had surrounded me and they were cheering that the fire had caught. There's apparently a run/walk of some kind on the Greenway this morning. I wish they'd be quieter. At least it wasn't torch- and pitchfork-bearing mobs.
Go to this story about the CEO of Research In Motion (Blackberry smartphone) (and if "6 of 12" doesn't load, scroll through until you get to screen 6). Doesn't that look like a screencap from a Bond film?